Toxic Alice
I am a model in the madness, a creature of creation, a soul of ancients, and a lover for eternity.
Toxic Alice
obeytheprophecy:

▲ obey the prophecy ▲ the door to wonderland
realitytvgifs:

the only advice you need in life
shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.
artist3363:

beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

He didn’t even drop his cigarette this literally didn’t surprise him at all omfg
-onyourknees:

"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"