Toxic Alice
I am a model in the madness, a creature of creation, a soul of ancients, and a lover for eternity.
Toxic Alice
icecooly94:

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. 

NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH
lunar-lavender:

writeasrayne:

cannibalcoalition:

peanutbummer:

zakarius-relatable:

transhange:

amovible:

basbooousaaa:

So I literally was stabbed in the back, dick move past life assassin.

I was kissed on the ass.

My wings were ripped off. (I have three lines in the center of my spine)

Why would i have died from a wound to the elbow how lame…

stabbed in the crotch goddammit

Okay. First they shot me in the arm. Then they stabbed me in the back a couple times. Then in the stomach. Tried to cut off myleft leg at the calf. The finally clocked me a couple times in the face.I have a lot of birth marks.

I literally took an arrow to the knee.

Evidently somebody poked the outside of my thigh very lightly and it done me in.

How the hell could my EARLOBE kill me?!!??!
e-l-s-a-b-a:

stalinistqueens:

wingedbyday:

//Absurdly helpful for people writing royal characters and/or characters who interact with royalty and members of the nobility.
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Citizen is simpler and more beautiful~ but just in case anyone needs this.

DUDE BUT THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE
in medieval times you ONLY addressed a king/queen with “Your Majesty”, NEVER “Your Highness”.  To address a king/queen with “Your Highness” was considered an insult.
wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.